Hi I'm Bruce

I totally would! 

Bruce you rock!!

For more pics take a look at darren's post on culch.ie

Who's changed the most?

Harry Premier

So the Harry Potter premier was on last night and I had a wee look there on the interweb at some of the frocks and I think Emma Watson looked flawless! Not sure about Daniel Radcliffs gettup but sure I suppose he's allowed what with him being a famous person and all!! However Helena what the...???

Yea I suppose it's nice, actually no wait, it is nice yea you look well. Oww oww

What the??? I think your amazing Helena but I dunno really, mmm.

Yea looking good Luna, can't really see the shoes but I don't think I like them, also dress could be fitted better too.

Fecking Stunner!!!

Also I CANT FECKING WAIT TILL NEXT WED!!

Fit Flops

So I received my pair of fit flops there before the weekend and have been living in them ever since. The toe post is a bit on the big side but you get use to it and they are very comfy to walk in and hopefully the inches will fall off so fast i'll be tripping over them! And they are not that bad looking either! So thanks to i blog fashion and katie at elevate.ie for them!

Oi!!! Carrot Top!

Yes that's me now, well for a while anyway. On thursday I went into Halo Blonde and came out a red head! Not much of a change for me as I tend to change my hair as much as my underwear!!

Scorchio!

Well look who came crawling back, tis I! Week One is almost down in the Summer School Big Brother house, and seeing as I unintentionally slept in today and missed the excursion to a nearby city due to unforseen circumstances involving a bottle of four euro vodka and falling to bed at 5.30, still convinced I´d be up in time for the bus, I actually have time to bagsie the ancient computer and blog a little!

Things I´ve Been Up To This Week

Having the craic with the Londoner, a 6´4" combination of Frank Spencer, Lurch and Pat Kenny, who will be 50 in August and speaks Spanish with an English accent.

Getting hammered and showing off my innie/outie bellybutton trick. Twice.

Ordering a heap of chickpeas to make hummus with the kids in Cuisine class, only to find we´d been given twelve tins of peas instead. And rice.

Missing the Bear like a mad yoke altogether.

Getting my heart broken by 11 year old Javier who has spent the week in tears because he wants to go home and his parents aren´t coming to see him on Sunday like the other kids. Bastards.

Watching Monsters Inc en Espanol and discovering that Spanish for Kitty is in fact Gatita.

Getting a sunburned arse out by the pool while correcting exams. It´d better be gone by the time our day trip to the water park next Wednesday rolls around, otherwise it´ll certainly make slides rather painful.

Trying to come up with a collective noun for cunts. We got as far as a delegation of cunts or an Ard Fheis of cunts.

Suggestions welcome.

The 11th fbb part 2

I almost forgot I won a pair of fit flops at the Fashion Bloggers Brunch!! Cant wait to get my mits on them!! Yea go me!!

Shia The Beef

I know kitty doesn't like him but i really like this interview he did and how he was with 'Samantha' at about 4.47 very sweet!

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Fashion Bloggers Brunch part 11

So I'm on my tod for July therefore I am going solo on the auld blog till herself decides to come back into the real world. First port of call on the solo run was the 11th fbb in the Lee showrooms on Fownes St. in Temple Bar, fab space and the general vibe was that we would quiet like to live there! Really good space for an exhibition as well. Delicious food and goodie bags too (a fab new black lee belt, some deo for my b.o.! and a Ben & Jerry's canvass mala to boot!) choons were supplied by trendspot.ie a few Mick Jackson songs were noted and Wham's 'Club Tropicana' fecking love that song!! 

For pics check out i blog fashion

Oh and some schmuck with a camera took our photos for The Examiner I blame him for breaking my necklace!

She's gone (she gone) oh i. oh i..i gotta learn how to face it

So herself is off in another few hours off to sunnier climbs, (the lucky ca!) leaving me to fend for myself for the month! woe is me! so anyway

things i hope she leaves behind

1, her nice black belt

2, her lemon aid (make up)

3, her hairdryer

4, her black leopard print top/dress

5, her blue and navy stripy light sweater!

6, her top hat 

7, her (woeful) tankini she had the last time

8, her red lippy

things i hope she takes with her

1, dignity

2, pride 

3, self worth

4, plenty of clean under wear!!

bye kitty *whispers forever